noetic flatulence

Monday, September 11, 2006

Why don't you move to Saudi?

Most work mornings I head to Albertsons to pick up a muffin for my breakfast. On many mornings there is a caucasian woman dressed in Muslim garb getting something from the Starbuck's inside Albertsons. Usually, I think what a great country this is that allows such diversity, but this morning, on the 5th anniversary of the WTC attack, I felt like walking up to her and saying: "Why don't you move to Saudi Arabia?" She has embraced the Islamic religion, why doesn't she embrace Islamic culture and move to an Isalmic state? I guess it must be nice driving a car and going to Starbucks--things she couldn't do in Saudi Arabia.

I wish we would get bin Laden. I don't want to see him at trial, I just want to see him dead. Preferably he could be killed with bullets that were dipped in pig's blood so that he would be "unclean" and go to the Muslim version of Hell.