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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Jesus' Funeral

As part of the Holy Week services every year, the Orthodox church basically has a funeral service/wake on the evening of Good Friday/Holy Friday. Jesus body is taken down from the cross, wrapped in linen, put in the tomb, and lamentations are sung. The lamentations always move me as they are sung by a mature Lebanese woman from our parish who sings them in Arabic which is close enough to Aramaic to my uneducated ears. When I close my eyes and hear that foreign language, it is like being transported back to that first Holy Friday. I imagine that is what good liturgy is supposed to do--to make you remember and participate as if you were actually there at the events that are being commemorated. Part of that magic to me is hearing the lamentations start off in Arabic. I don't think it would be the same if it was English, Greek, or Russian. The Arabic makes me imagine I am hearing the women who were there at the cross lamenting Jesus death. The lamentations are also what helps to set up the Pascha (Easter) service for such joy. It's like experiencing an emotional roller coaster--from the horrible death to the glorious resurrection.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Big Brass Ones

Edwards X-15 Crossfield

Today on the news it was announced that the wreckage of a plane flown by Scott Crossfield was found in Georgia. The guy was 84 and still a pilot. He was in the brotherhood of Edwards Air Force Base test pilots that included such luminaries as Chuck Yeager and Gordo Cooper (Mercury 7). Crossfield set many speed and altitude records during his stint as a test pilot. To do what he did he had to have great big gigantic brass .... cajones. He was also one helluva an engineer as well. May his memory be eternal.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

A Sermon in a Vase

Last night, Monday, I went to the "Bridegroom Service ". The Bridegroom Services are generally held on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday evenings of Holy Week in the Orthodox Church. On Sunday evening, the Gospel reading contained the story of Jesus cursing the fig tree. I didn't hear it Sunday night because I was having Easter dinner with my family (wife & kids are Baptist). But, I was able to hear it being recalled during some of the readings from the service book. As I heard it recalled, I saw a vase sitting next to the royal doors of the iconostasis which held some palms from the morning of Palm Sunday. As I was staring at the vase hearing about the withering of fig tree, I could see the withering of the palm leaves--however, their circumstances were much different. When the fig tree was cursed, in a short matter of time the whole tree withered up and died. The fig tree withered because it was cursed. The palm leaves, OTOH, were blessed Sunday morning by our priest and yet they were still withering albeit much more slowly than the fig tree.

I didn't have a chance to look into the bottom of the vase to see if it was out of water. I thought, "maybe the palms just need water?" But, I had another thought, "these palms demonstrate the life of Jesus followers and of the church." In case you didn't know it, Palm Sunday is one of the most highly attended services in the Orthodox Church. Sometimes it can even have more attendance than Pascha/Easter since the one Pascha service is long and typically runs from 11pm to 1:30am--and sometimes even later. Understandably, some people with young children, might show up for Palm Sunday, but not for the marathon Pascha service. .....but, as I was attending the Bridegroom Service, attendance was pretty sparse. On Monday, all the excitement of the Palm Sunday service, the procession of the children with the palms, and the Palm Sunday dinner were forgotten in the midst of the humble Bridegroom Service. I guess it was quite like Jesus' ministry where he had moments of great excitement and crowds (like Palm Sunday), and then great moments of loneliness and abandonment like Gethsemane and Golgotha. It is easy to imagine all the palm leaves drying up and turning yellow shortly after Jesus' triumphant entry. In our lives it seems pretty easy to get caught up in our normal business and forget/ignore the fervor we experienced and felt during spiritual "highs". It is easy for our life to become like a palm branch in which the life in it slowly leaks out, withers up, and turns hard and yellow even though it was previously blessed.

The liturgical life of the church is designed to foster our spiritual life but how often do we/I neglect it? Let us be like the wise virgins who kept oil in their lamps waiting for the bridegroom to appear.

Monday, April 17, 2006

New Tech Spy: First Drug to reverse Gray Hair

New Tech Spy: First Drug to reverse Gray Hair

According to the article, L'oreal has invented a pill to reduce graying of the hair. Instead of hair, I wish they could invent something less vain like a pill to reverse your spouse's hate or disinterest. I'd be willing to pay for a pill like that...but just for gray hair, I don't think so.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Market Wire News

Market Wire News

Study shows that toilet seats are cleaner than computer keyboards. Of that I have no doubt. Every once in a while I shake out my keyboard at work and I have to say it is pretty disgusting. I still find it less squeamish than a public restroom because at least the germs are my germs.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

The Calendar

This weekend is (Western) Easter. If there was one thing I could change about Orthodoxy, I would change the calendar. If it was up to me, we would adopt the Gregorian calendar. It could be there are more important things to change, but for me, it's the one that troubles me the most. If I lived in Greece or Russia, I wouldn't care as much about the issue, but I live in the West, and I am the only one in my family (parents, wife, kids) who is Orthodox, and it is a PITA (not bread, pain in the @$$). This Sunday the rest of the country will be celebrating Easter, and we won't celebrate until next weekend (the 23rd). My kids (14 & 9) ask me why we don't have Easter at the same time and I don't have a good answer except that my church uses a backwards calendar that ignores the sun, moon, and stars that God put there to mark the time. Instead, we have solar tables that says the vernal equinox occurs on April 3rd when you can look in the sky and see it on March 21. Instead, we have lunar tables that say the full moon occurs next week and not tonight (13th). Aaahh... I'm in a pissy mood...forget I said anything.

The Best Job In America

According to Money magazine, I have the best job in America. According to Money, being a software engineer is the best job according to the way they rank the jobs. My job title is Senior Software Engineer (or some other management crap). I guy I am acquainted with through a message board said he's "just a programmer" and not a software engineer or any other fancy title. Maybe he writes mainframe software, in that case, yes, he is just a programmer. I have more high falutin' ideas of what I do, so I think of myself more than just a "programmer"--although that is the easiest way for us computer clergy to describe it to the laity.

Actually, it is a pretty good job. I wished it paid as well as a physician, but then don't we all wish we made as much as physicians do...